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Weapon Worf STNG 4

By J Theissen

"Weapon Worf"

INT. voice over - DAY

Captain picard

Captain's log, stardate 43385 point six. The Enterprise is on a routine mission to discuss trade agreements with the inhabitants of Beta Ceti Five.

Meanwhile I am pleasantly surprised to find that a gastronomic feast awaits for members of our fine crew.

INT. enterprise dining room - DAY

Sfx- door

(Door swooshes open and Captain Picard walks into the dining room.)

Commander riker

Ah, there you are Captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Greetings Number One, Geordi.

What in the world do we have going on here?

Geordi

I've laid out some special treats Captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Oh my stars. Geordi, what a splendid assortment of cakes and pastries.

ComMANDER RIKER

Yes, Geordi made the foodstuffs, but it was my idea to dedicate the affair as a 'Hail Captain Picard' party.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Very kind of you Number One. But credit where it's due. Let us celebrate all the crew, not simply one's self.

ComMANDER RIKER

You're too modest captain.

GEORDI

Here, try some butter meringues captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Well I don't mind if I do.

(Captain takes a bite.)

Mmm. Absolutely scrumptious.

Aren't they wonderful Number One?

ComMANDER RIKER

(eats)

Absolutely. Mmm.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Mr. Worf, join us won't you.

ComMANDER RIKER

Cream puff Worf?

Worf

(angry)

What'd you call me?!

CAPTAIN PICARD

Have one of Geordi's delectable cream puffs.

WORF

Oh I see.

No, thank you sir. I do not consume such...delicacies.

ComMANDER RIKER

Oh go on Worf.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Geordi put a lot of time and effort into this Mr. Worf. Couldn't you give something a try?

WORF

Very well. I shall honor Geordi's work.

(Worf eats.)

CAPTAIN PICARD

Geordi, my friend, thy pies and tarts are simply divine. Everything so rich and buttery. C'est magnifique!

GEORDI

Thank you captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

I had no idea you were so talented.

GEORDI

I must admit I am a bit of an amateur pastry chef.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Everyone certainly is enjoying themselves.

ComMANDER RIKER

Even Worf. Look.

(Worfs hold a cream puff in one hand and puts a pastry to his mouth with the other hand and consumes with gusto.)

CAPTAIN PICARD

Mr. Worf can't seem to get enough of your splendid cream cakes Geordi.

(The captain smiles and addresses Worf.)

Save some for the rest of us Mr. Worf.

(Good natured laughter from crew)

WORF

Rrrrr.

Sfx- transition music

Later on, in the dining room, Captain Picard stands by himself, away from others.

Wesley walks up to the captain.

Wesley

Captain Picard?

CAPTAIN PICARD

What? Oh yes young Wesley. Sorry, didn't notice you.

WESLEY

Captain, are you like, married to like, you know, a woman?

CAPTAIN PICARD

No, young Wesley, I am not. One has dedicated one's career to noble Starfleet you know. And I do not regret it.

WeSLEY

Well then, what about like, you know...

Captain Picard

I'm not quite following you.

WeSLEY

You know, sexual matters.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Ah. Well. You see I am British, and so it is only natural for one to have an ascetic, repressed lifestyle.

A disciplined boarding school upbringing and the philosophy of No Sex Please We're British has served me well.

But I really think you should be asking the ship's doctor about this.

WeSLEY

Are you like, you know, a homosexual?

CAPTAIN PICARD

Now, now, just because one attended a boarding school does not mean that one is, you know, that way.

You see Wesley, we British do not like discussing personal matters. I realize that as an American you may have difficulty understanding this.

(Picard clears throat uncomfortably)

Young lad, why don't you go bother, that is, make your inquiries to, some other crew person. Right now I must busy myself with duties on the bridge.

WeSLEY

OK Captain Picard.

(The captain walks briskly away.)

Sfx- transition music

In an Enterprise hallway.

Wesley encounters Worf.

WeSLEY

Mr. Worf?

WORF

Yes, boy Wesley.

WeSLEY

Are you a Klingon?

WORF

Of course I'm a Klingon. A foolish question.

WeSLEY

I mean, do Klingons like, ever get married?

WORF

Some do.

WeSLEY

Are you married?

WORF

No.

WeSLEY

Are you, um, like, a homosexual?

Sfx- transition music

CAPTAIN'S READY ROOM

Picard is seated at his desk.

Doctor crusher

(voice from intercom)

Sick bay to captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Go ahead.

DoCTOR CRUSHER

(voice from intercom)

Wesley has regained consciousness.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Good. I'm on my way there.

HALLWAY

Picard walks with Riker.

They see Worf in the corridor.

CAPTAIN PICARD

(The captain has a serious expression)

There you are Mr. Worf.

I just visited young Wesley in sick bay.

I am very disappointed Mr. Worf.

ComMANDER RIKER

Disappointed indeed.

WORF

I'm sorry I struck Wesley, sir. I admit I overreacted.

ComMANDER RIKER

Inexcusable behavior for a Starfleet officer.

WORF

I'm really not feeling well.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Yes, you do look rather pale, but I feel that should be no excuse.

ComMANDER RIKER

I must admit Worf does look quite ill captain. In fact now he's turning a sickly shade of green.

WORF

I think it's something I ate sir.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Nevertheless, a properly disciplined member of the crew-

WORF

Can't talk now. Imminent bowel movement-

Gangway!

CAPTAIN PICARD

The nearest lavatory is just around the corner.

ComMANDER RIKER

We better leave the area captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Agreed. To the bridge, as quickly as possible.

(They quickly reach a turbolift. The door opens and they enter the lift.)

Sfx- door woosh

Sfx- transition music

ENTERPRISE BRIDGE

CAPTAIN PICARD

This is turning out to be very bad Number One.

ComMANDER RIKER

We've evacuated all personnel from deck twelve and then sealed it off.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Klingon, how can we put it, odors, can be rather hideous even at the best of times. That's why we furnished Mister Worf with his own personal lavatory, with industrial strength blowers venting directly to outer space.

ComMANDER RIKER

Unfortunately Worf was nowhere near his own specially equipped toilet when he...had to go.

CAPTAIN PICARD

No. Hopefully we evacuated the area in time.

ComMANDER RIKER

To be fair to Worf, sir, he did look sicker than a Denovian Crap Devil.

CaPTAIN PICARD

Mister Worf must have been quite ill indeed.

ComMANDER RIKER

Yes, unprecedented, even for Worf.

Sfx- intercom hail

DoCTOR CRUSHER

(voice from intercom)

Sick bay to captain.

Twenty-seven crew members were affected by the...malodorous incident. Most were made violently ill. A couple are more serious. Ensign Jenkins is on life support. We should be able to revive him. Lieutenant Carleton went completely insane.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Do what you can.

By the way, how is young Wesley?

DoCTOR CRUSHER

( voice from intercom)

He's fine sir. He's already up and about and back to his normal self.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Very well.

(Niles, holding an electronic pad, walks up to Picard.)

Lt.niles

Captain-

CAPTAIN PICARD

Yes lieutenant.

LT.NILES

Here's the report on the decontamination effort on deck twelve. Ship's environmental system is straining to bring breathable atmosphere to the unfortunately affected area.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Thank you Lieutenant Niles.

(The captain takes the pad.)

Sfx- door woosh

The lift door opens, and Worf enters the bridge.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Ah, there you are Mr. Worf.

No, no, come over here will you.

WORF

Sir, I promise to apologize to the boy Wesley. I shouldn't have hit him.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Very good. It is the honorable thing to do.

ComMANDER RIKER

You should apologize to the crew on deck twelve for just about stinking the place out of existence.

CAPTAIN PICARD

That will do Number One. In this case I believe we cannot blame Mr. Worf. He was not guilty of willful malevolent behavior.

WORF

It was something I ate sir. Geordi's pastries had an overpowering effect on my gastrointestinal system.

ComMANDER RIKER

Overpowering is right.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Let us not condemn Worf's Klingon anatomical processes, no matter how disagreeable they may seem to us.

ComMANDER RIKER

He should have used his own specially prepared restroom.

WORF

I was unable to reach it in time.

Anyway, I fail to understand why humans invest so many resources in water closets.

LT.NILES

Don't Klingons do much the same?

WORF

We don't think it necessary.

ComMANDER RIKER

It is from where I'm standing, Mr. Worf.

CAPTAIN PICARD

I find comparative lavatory technology quite intriguing you know. When I was at Cambridge I studied galactic toiletries with great interest. Oh yes. The functions and forms of such devices by the many different races in our galaxy... fascinating.

Anyway...let us get on with our assigned mission shall we. Soon we should be approaching Beta Ceti Five. There we shall explore the planet and make contact with the planetary council elders.

Sfx- transition music

INT. transporter room enterprise - DAY

The door opens, and the captain enters the room.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Is the landing party ready Number One?

ComMANDER RIKER

Data and I are here. We're just waiting for Counselor Troi and Worf.

Sfx- door

Door wooshes open and Troi enters.

Commmander riker

Here's Deanna now.

Counselor troi

Captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

We just need Mister Worf, and then we can beam down to the planet.

Sfx- door

Worf enters.

DaTA

Here he is.

CoUNSELOR TROI

How are you feeling Mr. Worf?

WORF

A little better thank you.

CAPTAIN PICARD

We're all ready to go then.

Energize.

The group dematerializes.

Sfx- energize

EXT. planet beta seti five - DAY

Sfx- natural sounds

The landing party strolls on the planet's surface amidst a variety of plants.

CoUNSELOR TROI

What a lovely place.

CAPTAIN PICARD

It's always exciting to explore a planet for the first time.

ComMANDER RIKER

Oh indeed it is sir.

DaTA

The area does seem to conform with aesthetic values of a pleasing nature.

ComMANDER RIKER

You mean it's a beautiful planet.

DATA

That is what I just said.

CAPTAIN PICARD

I agree Mister Data. Tis a pleasant site indeed.

Still, we'll take standard precautions. Set your phasers to stun.

WORF

'Set phasers on stun'. Always on stun. Why can't we set them on 'kill'?

CoUNSELOR TROI

You don't always have to be looking for a fight Worf.

WORF

You humans are so...timid.

CAPTAIN PICARD

No Mr. Worf. It's just that we don't do things the Klingon way. You see, when we meet an alien race we prefer to use negotiation and the peaceful exchange of ideas.

WORF

Not all beings are peaceful. What if we encounter some monstrous creatures.

CoUNSELOR TROI

Let's hope we don't.

WORF

I wish we would. I wouldn't mind some good old fashioned combat. Honorable battle. Kick some alien ass.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Language Mister Worf.

Dear me. Nowadays, the exploration of space is about reason, negotiation. Diplomacy, you see Mr. Worf. All within the guidelines of the Prime Directive of course.

CoUNSELOR TROI

It's not just about massacring any life form you happen to meet.

WORF

Rrrrr.

CAPTAIN PICARD

As Mr. William Shakespeare said: There is more in heaven and earth than is dreampt of in your philosophy.

WORF

Shakespeare was not a member of Starfleet.

CAPTAIN PICARD

He would have been a member of Starfleet it he lived today. I am most certain of it.

Oh, imagine William Shakespeare an officer in Starfleet. Or even more exhilarating, a member of our very own Enterprise crew. I often dream of that being so.

Pause, awkward silence.

Yes, well, no use standing around with your jaws hanging open. Let us move along.

ComMANDER RIKER

Look at those flowers sir. Almost remind me of earth.

CAPTAIN PICARD

My yes. They are lovely.

CoUNSELOR TROI

I haven't seen such pretty flowers in a long time.

They sure are beautiful aren't they Worf?

WORF

No.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Come along. Let's keep moving.

WORF

I'll catch up to you in a moment.

Worf aims his phaser at a flower plant.

Sfx – phaser sound

Phaser ray blasts the flowers to oblivion.

Cut to the others walking by plants and rock formations on this alien world.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Where's Mister Worf?

CoUNSELOR TROI

He was right behind me- here he comes.

WORF

I'm here sir.

Data

Look captain, up ahead. Local inhabitants.

WORF

Aliens. Kill them shall I?

CAPTAIN PICARD

Heavens no Mr. Worf. Put your phaser away. Have you learned nothing from what I told you?

WORF

But they might be dangerous.

CAPTAIN PICARD

No, in fact they are the planetary elders whom we are to meet with.

(louder, addressing the aliens) Greetings alien beings of Beta Ceti Five!

A group of the planet's inhabitants walk up to the Enterprise crew.

High councilor

Our council welcomes you.

CAPTAIN PICARD

How-now councilor, I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise.

HIGH COUNCILOR

I am the High Councilor of this planet. I'm glad we found you Captain Picard. We just received an urgent message from the outpost on one of our moons. Borg are approaching!

CAPTAIN PICARD

Oh dear!

DATA

A most unwelcome situation High Councilor.

CoUNSELOR TROI

Unwelcome? How about this really sucks.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Language Deanna.

HIGH COUNCILLOR

I fear we are all in great danger! We shall hide here on the planet. You must flee, try to save your lives! And your robot too!

The planetary High Councilor and his group run away.

CAPTAIN PICARD

(calling out to the High Councilor)

Biologically challenged androidal being!

HIGH COUNCILLOR

(receding volume)

Goodbye Captain Picard.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Goodbye councilors.

Sorry Mr. Data. I do wish he would use proper terminology for your unique androidal existence.

WORF

There are more urgent matters to worry about captain. The Borg.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Yes yes.

But you see Mister Worf, about what I said earlier, these alien fellows warned us. They want to help us. They are not enemies.

WORF

You are correct this time captain.

ComMANDER RIKER

Of course he is. Captain Picard is always right.

The captain taps his communicator badge.

Sfx-communicator beeps

CAPTAIN PICARD

Picard to Enterprise. Beam us up immediately.

The personnel start to dematerialize.

Sfx- energize

INT. bridge - DAY

Sfx- transition music

CAPTAIN PICARD

(voice-over)

Captain's log: supplemental. Warned of the much feared Borg discovered in the vicinity, the Enterprise is carefully scanning for those ungentlemanly fellows.

ComMANDER RIKER

Report Mister Data.

DATA

Scanners confirm- Borg cube approaching.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Go to red alert.

Sfx- red alert siren

CAPTAIN PICARD (CONT'D)

Maximum warp Mr. Data. Try and outrun them.

DATA

Aye captain.

ComMANDER RIKER

Captain, even at maximum speed we cannot outrun a Borg cube.

CAPTAIN PICARD

I fear you are correct Number One.

LT.NILES

Great. We're all going to become subjects of a Borg vivisection festival.

ComMANDER RIKER

We mustn't give up lieutenant.

LT.NILES

I know. It's just that I really prefer to not be turned into a half man, half cyborg.

No offense Data.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Be fair to Data. He cannot be considered the same as a Borg.

LT.NILES

Of course captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

In fact Data's androidistical positronicly-powered existence is a fascinating addition to the cultural diversity of-

LT.NILES

May I suggest now's not the time to debate the benefits of having factory produced genitalia.

Again no offense Data.

DATA

Quite all right.

WORF

(looking at his station display)

Intruder alert! Borg are on the ship!

ComMANDER RIKER

The process has begun. The Borg will slowly convert the ship, eventually taking over completely.

CAPTAIN PICARD

I'm afraid you're correct Number One.

Oh we're doomed. Doomed to a horrible servile existence. Slaves to the Borg hive.

WORF

We can fight them!

CAPTAIN PICARD

As powerful as a starship is, even our weapons cannot destroy a Borg cube.

WORF

Fight 'em to the death I say!

LT.NILES

Wait! I think I have an even better idea. No time to explain. Captain, permission for Worf and me to leave the bridge.

CAPTAIN PICARD

If you've a worthy plan, then by all means-

Sfx- Borg energize sound

A Borg materializes on the bridge.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Jumping Jupiter, Number One! A Borg on the bridge!

Borg

You will surrender and be assimilated into the Borg collective.

WORF

Why don't YOU surrender, or become acquainted with the Klingon disemboweling tool.

BORG

Irrelevant. All who resist will be destroyed.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Mister Worf, I'll handle the negotiations.

Mister Borg, I'm sure we can come to an enlightened arrangement-

BORG

Surrender or be liquidated.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Now see hear my good man-

BORG

Resistance is futile.

CAPTAIN PICARD

But I believe we can- did you say 'feudal' or 'futile'?

BORG

Irrelevant. Those who resist will die.

CAPTAIN PICARD

I protest most strongly. You cannot expect to be understood properly if you mispronounce words. I believe if you consult "Ten Steps to More Effective Communications" by Harvey Mackay-

LT.NILES

Come on Worf. Let's get out of here.

Niles and Worf rush to the lift door. It opens and they leave the bridge.

Sfx- door woosh

HALLWAY

Niles and Worf walk quickly in a corridor.

WORF

What is this scheme of yours, lieutenant?

LT.NILES

I believe we can sabotage the Borg ship without them suspecting anything.

WORF

How?

LT.NILES

Deliver a potent yet unexpected, uh, weapon in their midst.

They encounter Geordi.

Ah Geordi, just the man I'm looking for. Do you have any of your fancy pastries left over?

GEORDI

Oh yes, I made large quantities.

LT.NILES

We need them right away.

GEORDI

Alright, if you say so.

Follow me.

They all walk with determination, Geordi leading the way.

DINING ROOM

On a counter top is an assortment of rich foods.

GEORDI

Okay, here we are. Puff pasteries, cream cakes, pies, tortes. Everything I've got.

WORF

What do Geordi's foodstuffs have to do with anything.

LT.NILES

All you have to do, Worf, is start eating.

WORF

I don't understand.

LT.NILES

You liked Geordi's pastries didn't you?

WORF

Yes, but they didn't like me. They produced quite horrific...gastric disturbances.

LT.NILES

That's what I'm counting on.

GEORDI

But we'll be-

LT.NILES

We won't be affected at all. We'll beam Worf over to the Borg ship.

GEORDI

Of course. It could just work.

WORF

What? Oh no. No no no.

LT.NILES

Worf, you don't want to be skinned alive by those semi-mechanical ghoulies do you?

WORF

Of course not, but...

LT.NILES

Deploy your Klingon warrior spirit.

WORF

I'm not sure it is in keeping with traditional Klingon warrior spirit to use...such a weapon.

LT.NILES

Whatever works I say.

Have a cream puff.

Niles hands a rich pastry to Worf.

Pause.

WORF

Oh...alright.

Worf starts eating.

GEORDI

You know, now that I think of it, some of these pastries are getting rather old. They may be a bit off.

WORF

(stops eating)

Off?

GEORDI

Uh, well, curdled. Gone bad.

WORF

Rrrrr.

LT.NILES

Excellent. That's even better. The effects of rotten pastries could be even more devastating.

Keep eating Worf.

ENTERPRISE BRIDGE

Sfx- door woosh

Lift door opens, and Niles and Geordi walk into the bridge.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Geordi, Lieutenant.

GEORDI

Captain.

LT.NILES

I see the Borg intruder is still here on the bridge.

CAPTAIN PICARD

A most unreasonable chap I must say. Haven't been able to negotiate with him at all.

ComMANDER RIKER

He's been examining the ship's computer system and studying the bridge control panels.

CAPTAIN PICARD

I'm sure he wants to take over the Enterprise. Who knows what sinister purpose he has in mind for the ship. And for us.

By the way where is Mister Worf?

LT.NILES

Geordi and I beamed him over to the Borg cube.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Dear me. Worf is carrying out nothing less than a suicidal mission.

ComMANDER RIKER

I'm afraid you're right sir. He doesn't stand a chance.

LT.NILES

Actually no. Worf may be well protected.

CAPTAIN PICARD

But how?

LT. NILES

Mister Worf has consumed mass quantities of Geordi's baked goods.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Geordi's food? Your delectable creations, friend Geordi, are savory and delicious indeed, but to Worf they produce most unfortunate effects. Remember we had to evacuate and seal off an entire deck.

ComMANDER RIKER

That's right sir.

Geordi, Lieutenant, have you two lost your minds? We still have crew in sickbay who came in contact with Worf's emanations.

GEORDI

But he's not here, don't you understand.

LT.NILES

Even as we speak, it is the Borg who are experiencing Mr. Worf's abdominal consequences.

ComMANDER RIKER

Look sir, the Borg. He's putting his hands to his ears.

CAPTAIN PICARD

He looks as if he's in pain.

ComMANDER RIKER

He's coming over to us!

The Borg, hands to his ears, ambles shakily closer to the captain. He has a pained expression.

BORG

Receiving messages from the collective. Something has befouled our ship! Borg brethren in such agony. The vile stench! Must return to the hive at once!

The Borg dematerilaizes.

Sfx- Borg energize sound

ComMANDER RIKER

Captain. Sensors show all Borg have left the Enterprise.

GEORDI

I suggest we beam Worf back to the Enterprise and leave the area at top speed.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Locate Worf and beam him over.

LT.NILES

To an isolated room.

CAPTAIN PICARD

To an isolated room. Make it so.

GEORDI

Making it so captain.

DATA

Captain. The Borg ship, they must be unable to control it. It's headed directly for a planetoid.

Sensors show direct collision course.

Still no course correction.

Captain, the Borg cube has crashed into the planetoid.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Did we manage to beam over Worf in time?

GEORDI

Yes captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Very well.

LT.NILES

That'll teach them. Don't mess with the power of the Federation.

Sfx- transition music

INT. enterprise bRIDGE - DAY

CAPTAIN PICARD

We must congratulate the crew on our recent defeat of the Borg. Lieutenant Niles, your idea saved the day.

LT.NILES

Thank you captain.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Geordi your part was critical.

GEORDI

Thank you sir.

CAPTAIN PICARD

And Mr. Worf your, uh, effort cannot go unnoticed.

WORF

I wish it would.

CAPTAIN PICARD

In fact Starfleet wants to have an awards ceremony for us at Starbase Nine.

WORF

I would prefer to decline attending sir.

CAPTAIN PICARD

But your part in defeating the dreadful Borg was essential.

WORF

Nevertheless it is...embarrassing.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Oh no, I disagree. We must celebrate our cultural diversity. Our differences make us strong. It just happens to be that your salient feature is your rather, shall we say, overpowering digestive system.

WORF

Rrrrr.

DATA

You can say that again.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Why Data, you just made a joke.

DATA

Did I?

Good-natured laughter.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Number One, do you think Mister Data made a joke?

ComMANDER RIKER

A real rib-tickler sir.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Data, my mechanical chum, I've always said you are a fine addition to the diversity of our crew.

DATA

Thank you very much sir.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Mister Data, I say, verily, thou art the most human of us all.

DATA

I will take that as a compliment.

CAPTAIN PICARD

Ahead warp factor one.

DATA

Ahead warp one sir.

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